Today, 18:56, Tower
This afternoon a newcomer to the Tower public forum was immolated for his heretical beliefs.
The newcomer, a radical by all accounts, asked in an innocent tone, "Why are the 'meta' builds for Crucible the easiest to use? I understand it's about consistency, but why are the highest-potential weapons also the easiest to use?"
The crowd, becoming restless, began to boo and throw rocks. The man, seeing aggression in the gathering group, looked confused and continued: "What? High-level play should dictate high-difficulty weapons. If a low skill player can run a particular build and have the same success at his level as a high skill player at theirs, that might indicate an issue."
The crowd, incensed by his hateful speech, stormed the venue and began to yell. The last thing this reporter saw was a man in flames. His final words, "How is this even possibly controversial?"
Editor's note:
In the confusing aftermath of the spectacle, there is no real way to know what actually took place in the square. There is a large charred area of floor and trash littering the square, but some of the more level-headed attendees claim he was a Warlock and just cast Dawnblade and peace'd out. Either way, it is clear that such speech is not welcome here.
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