JesioJan 14, 20201 min readIllegal Cookie Ring Busted--DAWNING CANCELLED--Levante Faces Fines and Prison TimeToday, 04:09, Tower A frankly disgusting and hedonistic display of confection lines the walls of the City. This morning, armed guards...
Freelance AuthorSep 19, 20191 min readParties in the Tower as Edge Transit Stops DroppingToday, 14:10, Tower Guardians everywhere are rejoicing after confirmation that enemies of the Light all over the system have started...
JesioSep 4, 20191 min readShaxx under Criticism; "Not Enough Time to Prove One's Self"Yesterday, 18:22, Tower How much time is enough time to prove yourself? It might be less than you think. Lord Shaxx, famous Hero of...
JesioAug 9, 20191 min readRecent Poll of New Monarchy Members: NM "the Best" and "Their Hats Aren't Even That Weird"Yesterday, 09:56, Tower In a recent and eye-opening poll conducted by Executor Hideo himself, New Monarchy is confirmed to be the "the...
Cavalier-9Jul 22, 20191 min readStore Owner Asks Titans to "Stop Using Supers to Cut in Line"Yesterday, 10:20, Tower Local authorities are now warning people to be on the lookout for Titans the next time they head the store....
JesioJul 21, 20191 min readFallen Shank Living Peaceful Tower Life as RoombaToday, 15:33, Tower Alien, mechanical, surprisingly helpful, and unwelcome. A Fallen Shank has taken up residence among Tower residents...