Yesterday, 18:22, Tower
How much time is enough time to prove yourself? It might be less than you think.
Lord Shaxx, famous Hero of Twilight Gap, Handler of the Crucible thinks you can etch your name in the annals of time in less than sixty seconds! Shaxx has come under some pressure from crucible bodies and guardian mental wellness groups. Their stance? One minute is simply not enough time to vindicate your bloodline.
“We firmly believe that the lower limit of time it takes to make your mark on history is at least forty-five minutes! Shaxx is blinded by his glorious career and he’s half a horn short of a helmet if you ask me. Oh god please don’t tell him I said that.” The protester, frightened, ran from the scene before we could ask a follow-up.
Lord Shaxx refused to remove his helmet for the interview, so you’re not getting one.
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