Today, 17:12, Tower
Titans everywhere morn the loss of a powerful friend today. Shaxx announced a nerf to the exceedingly popular One-Eyed-Mask this afternoon sparking controversy among Titans. The nerf removes the overshield gained on a marked kill.
We reached out to several shocked One-Eyed mains today.
"I need that overshield to complete my brain dead walk forward shotgunning build I've been perfecting. Doing this is unfair and cruel."
"Without OEM's overshield, what's left? Just some wallhacks, health regen, and a damage boost?
"Titans are always getting the short end of the stick in Crucible. Skating nerf, OEM nerfs, Bottom tree Striker nerf--why us? It makes no sense."
"Now what do I use? Synthoceps? Ursas? Dunemarchers? Hallowfire? Skullfort? Doom Fangs? Anteus Wards? Mask of the Quiet One? Saint-14..." (The Titan went on for some time here.)
Clearly, this senseless nerf is a way to lash out against Titans from a place of jealousy. Sadly, no one could have seen this coming. Warlocks and Hunters were too busy partying to be reached for comment.
These truly are grand news. Thank you for providing me with your, as always, amazing service, speaker. This just might get me back into pvp