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Titan Wins Crucible Match Without One-Eyed Mask

  • Writer: Cavalier-9
    Cavalier-9
  • Sep 8, 2019
  • 1 min read

Updated: Sep 16, 2019



Today, 09:04, Tower


In a shocking turn of events, a Titan is said to have won a Crucible match without the use of the exotic helmet One-Eyed Mask. When asked about the accomplishment, the Titan known as Mathis responded saying, “Having depth perception was a little odd at first, but once I got used to it, I almost enjoyed myself.”


Mathis claimed that not having the mask “didn’t really make much of a difference” but that he will never ever again play a single game without it.


The Mask, which many Titans claim to be their actual face, has gained infamy due to what many refer to as, “broke-ass, cyclops, bullshittery.”

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Christopher Becker
Christopher Becker
Sep 17, 2019

Sad to see that 900 years from now we still have fake news.

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