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Season of [REDACTED]: Everything We Know
WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASON 11 PLOT, GAMEPLAY, SANDBOX, AND MONETIZATION SPOILERS BELOW. DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT TO ENJOY THE...
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Easy Guide--How To Spot A Cheater in Destiny 2
With Trials back in Destiny, cheating has become more prevalent, more lucrative, and more overt. However, it's not always clear who in...
Jesio
Trials Returns--Worst Clan Member Grotesquely Optimistic About Going Flawless
The worst member of your clan thinks he can go flawless in Trials this coming week if he just "out-thinks" his "brain-dead aping POS...
Jesio
Bungie Devs Speak About "Telesto-Based Game Engine"
This afternoon, the talented development team at Bungie took a short, well-earned break from "unscheduled server temperature control" to...
Jesio
Illegal Cookie Ring Busted--DAWNING CANCELLED--Levante Faces Fines and Prison Time
Today, 04:09, Tower A frankly disgusting and hedonistic display of confection lines the walls of the City. This morning, armed guards...
Jesio
Tragedy: Community Blindsided by Unfair One-Eyed-Mask Nerf
Today, 17:12, Tower Titans everywhere morn the loss of a powerful friend today. Shaxx announced a nerf to the exceedingly popular...
Jesio
Wait, is Something Happening on the Moon?
I feel like I missed something. I keep hearing people talk about the earth's moon. Did someone throw a party and I wasn't invited? I...
Jesio
"'Meta' Builds Should be the Hardest to Use." Man Burned Alive at Public Forum
Today, 18:56, Tower This afternoon a newcomer to the Tower public forum was immolated for his heretical beliefs. The newcomer, a radical...
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Antisocial Guardians Hurting Vanguard/Awoken Relations
Yesterday, 19:45, Dreaming City “They don’t even look at me anymore.” A defeated-sounding Dreaming City Corsair approached us to comment...
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Black Armory Issues Recall After Toasters Malfunction
Today, 13:11, Earth/Nessus Guardians across the system are being encouraged to send their Jötunn brand toasters back to the Black Armory....
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Parties in the Tower as Edge Transit Stops Dropping
Today, 14:10, Tower Guardians everywhere are rejoicing after confirmation that enemies of the Light all over the system have started...
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“We’re Here for You:” Raid Exotic Support Group Meets Tuesdays
Tuesday, 19:44. Tower Few Guardians have challenged Ahamkara and lived to tell the tale; fewer still have anything to show for their...
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Ghost Refuses to Rez Warlock who Won't Start Heroic Version of Public Events
Yesterday, 13:07, Io The bond between a Ghost and their Guardian is believed to be an unbreakable one. However, a Ghost on Io is having...
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Titan Wins Crucible Match Without One-Eyed Mask
Today, 09:04, Tower In a shocking turn of events, a Titan is said to have won a Crucible match without the use of the exotic helmet...
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Shaxx under Criticism; "Not Enough Time to Prove One's Self"
Yesterday, 18:22, Tower How much time is enough time to prove yourself? It might be less than you think. Lord Shaxx, famous Hero of...
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