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Parties in the Tower as Edge Transit Stops Dropping

  • Writer: Freelance Author
    Freelance Author
  • Sep 19, 2019
  • 1 min read


Today, 14:10, Tower


Guardians everywhere are rejoicing after confirmation that enemies of the Light all over the system have started dropping fewer and fewer Edge Transit grenade launchers. Piles of Edge Transits stuff the Tower’s storage vaults waiting to be dismantled, often overflowing into alleys and back rooms.


However, one Hunter seems to lament this change. He reached out to us to lament.

“I never got a roll with Spike Grenades” The Guardian stated, sadness apparent even through his Graviton Forfeit . “At first I was excited, but as time went on I kept thinking of what might have been.”


The Guardian reported 49 Edge Transit drops with no Spike Grenades, but we have no way of verifying this number. But his face said it all.


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