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BREAKING NEWS:
FALLEN GLIMMER MINERS: "THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT"
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Jesio
Jun 8, 20202 min read
Season of [REDACTED]: Everything We Know
WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASON 11 PLOT, GAMEPLAY, SANDBOX, AND MONETIZATION SPOILERS BELOW. DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT TO ENJOY THE...
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Jesio
May 2, 20201 min read
Easy Guide--How To Spot A Cheater in Destiny 2
With Trials back in Destiny, cheating has become more prevalent, more lucrative, and more overt. However, it's not always clear who in...
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Jesio
Mar 9, 20201 min read
Trials Returns--Worst Clan Member Grotesquely Optimistic About Going Flawless
The worst member of your clan thinks he can go flawless in Trials this coming week if he just "out-thinks" his "brain-dead aping POS...
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Jesio
Jan 31, 20201 min read
Bungie Devs Speak About "Telesto-Based Game Engine"
This afternoon, the talented development team at Bungie took a short, well-earned break from "unscheduled server temperature control" to...
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Jesio
Jan 14, 20201 min read
Illegal Cookie Ring Busted--DAWNING CANCELLED--Levante Faces Fines and Prison Time
Today, 04:09, Tower A frankly disgusting and hedonistic display of confection lines the walls of the City. This morning, armed guards...
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Jesio
Nov 14, 20191 min read
Tragedy: Community Blindsided by Unfair One-Eyed-Mask Nerf
Today, 17:12, Tower Titans everywhere morn the loss of a powerful friend today. Shaxx announced a nerf to the exceedingly popular...
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Jesio
Oct 21, 20191 min read
Wait, is Something Happening on the Moon?
I feel like I missed something. I keep hearing people talk about the earth's moon. Did someone throw a party and I wasn't invited? I...
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Jesio
Sep 27, 20191 min read
"'Meta' Builds Should be the Hardest to Use." Man Burned Alive at Public Forum
Today, 18:56, Tower This afternoon a newcomer to the Tower public forum was immolated for his heretical beliefs. The newcomer, a radical...
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Freelance Author
Sep 24, 20191 min read
Antisocial Guardians Hurting Vanguard/Awoken Relations
Yesterday, 19:45, Dreaming City “They don’t even look at me anymore.” A defeated-sounding Dreaming City Corsair approached us to comment...
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Freelance Author
Sep 21, 20191 min read
Black Armory Issues Recall After Toasters Malfunction
Today, 13:11, Earth/Nessus Guardians across the system are being encouraged to send their Jötunn brand toasters back to the Black Armory....
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