Trials Returns--Worst Clan Member Grotesquely Optimistic About Going Flawless

The worst member of your clan thinks he can go flawless in Trials this coming week if he just "out-thinks" his "brain-dead aping POS garbage crutching" opponents. His strategy, a bold new one, is to counter their cheesy, trash, filthy plays with honor, cunning, and the power of friendship.

Our in-house statistician gives him roughly the same odds as me ever getting 1K Voices.

From Garden of Salvation.