Wait, is Something Happening on the Moon?

I feel like I missed something. I keep hearing people talk about the earth's moon. Did someone throw a party and I wasn't invited? I mean, that's okay and all. I was really busy anyway. But I'm free this weekend. But it's not a big deal I might have stuff to do. In an unrelated note, The Speaker employees have been very busy doing very important business things since the first of this month. Regular updates to the site will resume shortly. Thank you for your patience.