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Store Owner Asks Titans to "Stop Using Supers to Cut in Line"

Updated: Sep 17, 2019



Yesterday, 10:20, Tower


Local authorities are now warning people to be on the lookout for Titans the next time they head the store.


Reports say that Titans are using their light to cut in line by harnessing the power of the Traveler. One local resident learned firsthand about the dangerous shopping environment Titans have created when she was buying groceries at The Queen's Food Court. “I was just picking up some spicy ramen for dinner when I heard the sound of fury and wrath. When I turned around to investigate, I saw one of those Titans arc through the sky like a missile to the front of the line.” The store owner said that they have tried to speak to the Guardians, but that they “light up like the sun, and float away” when confronted by staff.


"For now, keep your head down in the snack section."


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