Fallen Shank Living Peaceful Tower Life as Roomba

Today, 15:33, Tower

Alien, mechanical, surprisingly helpful, and unwelcome. A Fallen Shank has taken up residence among Tower residents to clean, sweep, and be generally suspicious. This morning, a local unnamed individual was admiring her spotless floors when the disguised Shank floated past.

“Years of using...even loving that foul alien thing! I never gave it a second thought” she exclaimed to reporters this afternoon. The resident apparently woke to a clean home several years ago and presumed it a prank. Today, she realized that it was no prank but a subterfuge of the loathsome Eliksni.

When asked to describe the moment of realization, she shrugged. Local authorities are deciding what to do with the foreign undercover janitor.

“The station’s a little dirty.”